If you think dogs can't count,

try putting three dog biscuits

in your pocket and then give

him only two of them.

Dogs are not

our whole life,

but

they make

our lives whole.

If you pick up a

starving dog

and make him

prosperous, he

will not bite you;

that is the principal

difference

between a dog

and a man.

 Women and cats

will do as they please,

and men and dogs

should relax and

get used to the idea.